10: I don't know about you, but if Jason Bourne was giving me advice... I'D LISTEN!
9: (For Griff) If someone's giving you an offering of shortbread, do NOT trust them if they don't also provide something to drink.
8: How does McDonald's know that I only love onions when they're in tiny little cubes!?
7: I wore hot pink pants today.
6: RAND-O-MANIA!!
5: I think I wish that the volcano would have just swallowed Joe.
4: Use your Mollisols wisely!
3: Will Donald Trump's toupee ever crawl away?
2: Cadbury Creme Egg's are WAY better than people give them credit for.
1: Oh! I get it! It's a countdown.
Cadbury Creme Eggs are NASTY! Now Peeps...there's a classic Easter treat I can get on board with!
ReplyDeleteyou did not wear pink pants that day.
ReplyDeleteI did actually! The proof is the link at the end of the next post!
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