I turned into a giant monster when some scientist dude in Shanghai hit me with some sort of laser. Look at me wreaking havoc!
I hugged Oprah! She was more excited about it than I was.
I was nearly attacked by no ordinary bear!
I visited Iceland!
I even got to go on the old The Price Is Right with Bob Barker!!!
I kissed a shark. K, see ya!
You have problems.
ReplyDeleteOkay, but you know who actually saw Oprah in real-life and hugged a complete stranger next to her because of it? Yep, me.
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