(So sorry if you hate this, but you're going to have to deal with the fact that this is how my posts are going to be until further notice.)
Ricks v. Keebler*:
257 Int.Barn. 2 (DCoLIB 2010)
CASSANDRA NIGHT McCONNOR, Judge in the District Court of Lame Internet Blogospheria gives the opinion:
This is a really, really stupid claim. I'm going home.
Case dismissed, and plaintiff must pay defendant's costs for a frivolous claim. Fattery?! Wow, I thought I'd heard it all.
K, see ya.
*This is a real** case.