Saturday, September 5, 2009
I don't really vent about it on this blog very often, but dating and I do NOT get along. We're like siblings being forced to share a back seat for a long, long, long drive (that feels WAY longer than it really is) and we just can't get comfortable together. For most of the time, we leave each other alone, but every so often we decide to play a game. EVERY time we play a game it all ends in a long spell of me being upset that I didn't win, while dating gloats over its victory.
Anyway, yeah, things didn't go great tonight. (It wasn't a date or anything, just an entire potential relationship that went down the tubes.)
Looking at pictures of Spam makes me feel a bit better though.
My mom always says, "Life sucks, then you die." I'm going to take the liberty of replacing "life" with the word "dating," and the word "die" with a ?. I don't know what the other side of dating is like, but I'm ready to get there. Maybe dating and I can just finish one game of Travel Connect Four or electronic The Price Is Right and be at peace with one another.... one day.
I'm not sure what I'm writing about anymore. Good night.
Posted by Jeff Ricks at 1:42 AM